you wanted stupid...

here you have it: A list of Titles you will NEVER find on Childrens Books... *You Are Different and That's Bad *The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables *Fun with Your New Step family *Fun four-letter Words to Know and Share *Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-It Book *The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking *Cathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her *Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence *All Cats Go to Hell *The Little Sissy Who Snitched *Some Kittens Can Fly *That's it, I'm Putting You Up For Adoption *Grandpa Gets a Casket *The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator *Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia *The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy *Strangers Have the Best Candy *Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way *You Were An Accident *Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will *Pop! Goes The Hamster...And Other Great Microwave Games *The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan *Your Nightmares Are Real *Where Would You Like to Be Buried? *Eggs, Toilet Paper, and Your School *Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? *Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things *Daddy Drinks Because You Cry *Green Eggs and Crack *Chew On This: A Guide to Small Toys *1000 Plastic Bag Masks

posted by Evan Ackley on Oct 29, 2000 09:25PM

I think this is so funny, it needs to be brought up into the PHLUX limelight and discussed in detail. I really wish that these WERE books when I was a kid, or at least a teenager. I would have found them thouroughly amusing! A few that I think should be added to the list: "Paint Chips are Tasty!" "Mercury Masks: the Easy Paper Machet Alternative" "Free Your Mind, Skip Sunday School" "Kindergarden Krafts you can Choke on" "Yes Charlie, Your Parents do Hate You" and the follow up golden book: "Yes Charlie, Your 3rd Grade Catholic School Teacher Really IS a Power Obsessed Child Molesting Sadistic Warmonger in a Penguin Outfit" HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! If you've got any to add to the list, please do so. HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

posted by Cody Phipps on Aug 05, 2001 10:12PM

The pre-teen's guide to semi-automatic weapons. 50 fun ways to use superglue. Sharp objects and you: the runner's handbook. 10 fun things to do to a police car.

posted by Clint Phipps on Aug 06, 2001 10:18AM

Here's a few more.... there not as funny as urs but i tried lol Torchy McGas Flame meets Fluffy the Cat The Medicine Cabinet and you: a guide to wonderland How to Solve arguments with Biting

posted by Shilo Pawley on Nov 16, 2001 09:00PM

10 tastey foods you can make with strychnine. The pre-teen's guide to the way things work: Bongs and waterpipes. Great careers: So you want to be a Hell's Angel. "Look at all the pretty colors." (A book alternatively entitled: Johnny and the Acid trip) The redneck's guide to guns and squirrels. And of course... The day amy said, "What's that white powder, Mommy..."

posted by Clint Phipps on Nov 21, 2001 12:29AM

LOLOLOL.....god these are getting pretty rotten!

posted by StU aRt on Nov 21, 2001 08:35AM

You and Your Catholic Priest: Late Night Confessions There's a Monster in Your Pants Why Daddy Beats You "Mommy, Why is that Vibrating" Why You've Never Seen Daylight (Just to name a few)

posted by Brandon Williams on Sep 22, 2002 08:49PM

THIS IS MORE LIKE IT ! HA HA HA HA HA !

posted by -- -- on Sep 22, 2002 09:19PM