Dumbest warning label ever

This is warning label I read on my key bord at work and this is the dumbest thing I have ever seen. I reads as fallows: WARNING - SOME EXPERTS BELIVE THAT USE OF ANY KEY BORD MAY CAUSE SERIOUS INJURY CONSULT STATEMENT ON BACK OF THIS KEY BORD. I hope Im not the only one who find this dumb and stuiped,till next time.

posted by Scott Cooper on Oct 13, 2003 08:32PM

yeah, that IS pretty stupid. but i think the stupidest warning label i've ever seen was on a book of matches, on the back it said "warning: flamable"... that just defeats the whole purpose of having matches in the first place!... but i wonder... how can you get a "serious injury" from a keyboard? unless it's hitting somebody in the head with it, i don't think there's any possible way... (but obviously some luney "expert" found one... you think he was bored?"

posted by Cean Lakranski on Oct 20, 2003 08:37AM

and whats scary is they make these warning labelz cause some dumbass decided to take the keyboard and jam it """""""". if it werent for people like the 'expert', we wouldnt have these helarious warning labelz.

posted by Corey Thompson/Parlemos on Oct 20, 2003 09:00AM

If you make a living from typing, any injury that keeps you from working seems serious to me. I've known people who have completely blown out their wrists and have been forced to use speech recognition for years because of stress injuries from a keyboard. Sucks.

posted by Zach Beane on Oct 20, 2003 09:00AM

Yeah!! Stupid labels really infuriate me-but you know whats worse? Fucking retards that dont know how to spell!!!

posted by Kris -- on Dec 12, 2003 08:53PM

What's even dumber is that you don't know that "Keyboard" is one word......

posted by Dustin Singleton on Dec 21, 2003 01:05AM

I should also point out the proper SPELLING!!! "KEYBOARD". So amusing to watch the idiotic critize with ignorance.

posted by Dustin Singleton on Dec 21, 2003 02:58AM

I think that i'm gonna have to go with the people who are saying that you can't spell,i mean what dumb ass don't know how to spell stupid,or follows! and it is dumb and STUPID but at least you can spell it right.

posted by monica latone on Feb 18, 2004 03:32PM

Yeah man i totally agree with everything that has been said but if you can't spell the word keyboard then why are you even typing.

posted by Ron Small on Feb 24, 2004 03:37PM

you know, reading over this message board i find it kinda funny that the topic is "dumbest warning label ever" and we're talking about proper spelling... is it just me or does anybody else find this dumb?

posted by Cean Lakranski on Feb 27, 2004 09:05PM

I once saw an ad for some type of contest on a candy bar. The wrapper said "No purchase necessary - Details Inside." ok there your back on the fucking subject have a lovely day

posted by trisha tillery on May 04, 2004 08:02PM

i totally agree i lost 2 fingers and a toe i mean a thumb. i lost these by jamming my fingers inbetween the F2 and the F3 and then i got my thumb stuck on the space bar which hurt alot

posted by bob marley on Nov 02, 2004 07:01AM

I just caught a new jeep commercial. It shows a volcano errupting then lots of rocks and debris falling to the ground, followed by a jeep. At this point in the ad the disclaimer/warning pops up. "Do not attempt!" Now why on God's green earth would you drive your new jeep ON TOP of an active volcano???

posted by Tim - on Nov 02, 2004 04:47PM

Haven't you seen the bumper stickers? It's a jeep thing...you wouldn't understand.

posted by Zach Beane on Nov 02, 2004 04:49PM

Ha! You're right. I would probibly need to be a jeep drivin' drummer to understand!

posted by Tim - on Nov 03, 2004 07:38AM

GOOD ONE big mama!

posted by Shannon Rebel on May 15, 2005 05:36PM

it's called carpal tunnel syndrome, fuckwads

posted by idfghf dsgfsdf on Mar 14, 2006 05:31AM