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if a bear shits in the woods, does it wipe it's ass on a fluffy white rabbit?

posted by Evan Ackley on Jun 22, 2000 09:57AM

Most certainly not!!!!! Poor damn rabbit!!!! Whats wrong with you!?!? lil' ol' easter bunny fluffy white cotton ball carrot eating lookin motha fucka gettin turned shit brown because you think a bear wipes his ass like we do! You think the bear cares if hes got a shit ball or two hangin off his ass or his nutz??? No of course not he only tries to make himself sexy once or twice a year during mating season anyways....and usually he doesn't even have to because most of the time he beat the shit out of all the other bears to screw "his" chick! I mean c'mon if you had no-body to impress....you'd be lazy too!

posted by StU aRt on Jun 22, 2000 11:54AM

what do you mean "if I had nobody to impress, I'd be lazy too"?? I don't have anybody to impress, and I am lazy... but I still wipe my ass.

posted by Evan Ackley on Jun 25, 2000 01:22AM

lmfao. i don't think he likes the idea of a shit brown colored eater rabbit.

posted by Cean Lakranski on Jun 27, 2003 02:28PM

if you're lazy enough to the point where you don't wipe your ass, you need help. *coughcoughstairmastercoughcough*

posted by Cean Lakranski on Aug 04, 2003 04:11PM

OF COURSE NOT! THE BEAR WOULD USE TOILET PAPER OR IN A WORST SCENARIO A LEAF.

posted by duh! duh! on Nov 21, 2003 07:32PM

Havent any of you seen National Geographic? bears dont use rabbits, toilet paper, or leaves. They rub there asses on trees. the rough bark scrapes off the most presistand of clingons.

posted by Mike Hunt on Nov 24, 2003 09:14PM

nuh uh! have you ever seen that cirmercial where the bear n his kids use toilet paper! i can't remember what it really was stating... or what i'm really talkin about... but i remember that cermircial!

posted by Corey Thompson/Parlemos on Nov 25, 2003 08:29PM

That was just another Charman comercial trying to exploit bear's bodies for sex to sell toilet paper. Don't be fooled by the subliminal messages in those anti-beardyism propoganda.

posted by Mike Hunt on Nov 25, 2003 09:04PM

is beardyism an actual word? i looked it up in my frienz "ghetto dictionary" and it the closest thing to it was beardism: old man with a beered. (can't spelled beered)

posted by Corey Thompson/Parlemos on Nov 28, 2003 09:34AM

Your all wrong...if u pay attention to those nature shows the Dumb ass bear just licks his arse.....thats how the bear thinks it should be....so lets leave the bear outa this and talk about the rabbit who was too slow to get away..

posted by Tim Woody on Nov 28, 2003 08:47PM

well i guess the rabbit really IS that slow... it got violated by a bear, and lost a race to a turtle...

posted by Cean Lakranski on Nov 29, 2003 10:49AM

Well, Bears themselves arent too slow. Perhaps if the rabbit had over eaten. Or mabey it was buisy fucking another rabbit and the bear got to use some two-ply

posted by Mike Hunt on Dec 03, 2003 09:15PM

ya 2 ply is good

posted by Tim Woody on Dec 04, 2003 03:26PM

If I were a bear, why not? I'm use to the softest and the best. Doesnt a bear deserve great quality too?

posted by ALexandra Dean on Dec 09, 2003 11:10AM

GARBAGE!!!!

posted by StU aRt on Dec 10, 2003 09:27AM