WHAT THE SHIT!!??

A'ight....so check it out. PART of the reason I quit smokin was because cigs were getting so damn expensive! So now ive found yet something else addictive and deathly dangerous to ones pocket. BEEF JERKY! I mean what the shit is this about. First they get you hooked with slim jims....and then they jack up the price. Because eventually slim jims just dont "do it" for you anymore!!! Nnnnoooo.....then you have to get the pouch of "high class" shit, not the randy savage endorsed crap. And how bull shit is this when it costs like 5 - 6 bucks for this stuff....and you only get like 2 and a half pieces....and a handful of "crumbs!" I mean what the hell!!??

posted by StU aRt on Apr 12, 2002 11:20AM

I think somewhere in Canada there are these rehab places for those will similar issues. Maybe you should check them out...I bet they're online somewhere. Beef Jerky Anon. or something...

posted by Jess Chahanovich on Apr 12, 2002 02:24PM

ok heres what ya do. look on the back of the label. find the address and or website. and send them a an anonoymous letter stating what pathetic losers they are and ask why the hell the prices are so high. or you could do it the binladen way and send them a heapin case of anthrax.

posted by tabitha morse on Apr 12, 2002 07:53PM

You could always buy a dehydrator and make you own?!?!

posted by Cat Bartash on Apr 15, 2002 09:24AM

I was thiiiiiiiis (finger and thumb about a millimeter apart) close to doin that one day! decent thought.....but can anything really beat the real packaged thing?

posted by StU aRt on Apr 17, 2002 09:41AM

Fessing up here...my father has one and makes me beef jerky whenever he is going to see me. I love it. And it is MUCH better than the packaged stuff!

posted by Cat Bartash on Apr 18, 2002 09:27AM

You guys jerk your meat? sick

posted by Brandon Williams on Sep 23, 2002 06:45PM

as for the jerky I hear ya. But as for the cigarettes go to http://atomictoothpick.webdare.com as low 10.00 a carton free shipping anywhere in U.S.

posted by arthur smith on Mar 28, 2004 11:06AM

tabitha, i agree with the binladen way... except don't use anthrax, use there own beef jerkey soaked in urine.

posted by Cean Lakranski on Apr 18, 2004 05:09PM