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Anyone got anything to say about all-beef patties?
Anyone want to hazard a guess what makes the sauce so special?
Yum Yum.
posted by Clint Phipps on Nov 12, 2001 11:00AM

Nothing about the "all-beef patties" but I can tell you that there is an additive in the fries that is a) hard to say in one breath and b) used by doctors so that patients don't look as sick as they really are.

I have also been told by McD's employee that the onions, which they refer to as recon-yummy yummy, is one thing that tends to make people get stomach aches from eating there.

Don't you feel better about eating there??

posted by Cat Bartash on Nov 13, 2001 09:30AM

McDonalds.....what can I say about McDonalds? How about the simple fact that almost every time I go to McDonalds or Wendys or Burger King or any of those other fast food JOINTS...they fuck up my order! Is it so hard to get a couple of burgers and some fries right on an order??? If I dont want friggin catsup on my burger....I DONT WANT KETCHUP ON MY BURGER. Hell what if I was allergic to catsup and some silly bitch put it on there, and to my wide mouth surprise I had a mouth full of death that I was chewin' on. Food is just one thing you can't really mess up y'know? I mean if somebody gets the wrong color socks from a catalogue and puts em on their feet, they prolly wont have too many BIG problems, sure they may call the place up and try to make the secretary look like a fool, but if you give someone some shellfish when they really shouldn't be eating any, man yer talkin face puffin', pukin, chokin good times. And now I see signes in the windows and ads on the radio for people to work at McD's and BK and all that crap and they're offering them 9...10....Ive even seen 11.50 an hour for their employees (sometimes horrid) efforts. What happened to minimum wage for chryin out loud!!?? Now to throw in my "as with everything there are always exceptions to the rule" line here. Yes of course sometimes my order is right, AND sometimes I get to chit chat with some good even funny people, and those are the people that will go further (in some cases much further) in life than the window at McD's. So thumbs up to you people, but I bite my thumb at the rest of 'em!
posted by StU aRt on Nov 13, 2001 10:17AM

McDonald's has proven itself to be no less than damn fucking convenient on several recent occasions for me, anyway, so I stop short of insulting it.
posted by Piper -- on Nov 14, 2001 04:50PM

Ah yes, convenience... a worthy goal.
It's the K-mart of the food industry.
posted by Clint Phipps on Nov 14, 2001 05:27PM

I have to say, that I like Macdonalds. I am not a big fan of fast food restaurants, but if I had to choose it would be Macdonalds. I however stay away from red meat. I only eat white meat,so I mostly stick with salad. It is much safer to eat and I keep my figure, which is important to me since I am studying to be a personal trainer. I have become a lot more picky on how I eat and look. I hope it will pay off in the long one. Take care guys. I will try to be at one of your concerts before the end of this year. Peace
posted by Latricia Saucier on Nov 14, 2001 08:30PM

I now realize one more advantage to living in the Greater Boston area. It is actually difficult to find fast food restaurants around here. I think that there in one Micky D's in my whole city and I have only gone once since I moved here. If I did end up going I would have the same problem as Stu though since all of the jobs like that around here like that are held by people who literally do not speak english.
posted by Cat Bartash on Nov 15, 2001 11:39AM

Today, we ate more burger than ever before. It was a great day for everyone, unless you're from India... Greg ate 6 burgers - a record I have yet to see anyone come close to. We're talking about 1/2 lb. burgers too, not those little wussy ones.
posted by Cody Phipps on Apr 26, 2003 12:22AM