FEAR

I fear the post-mortem reality of bio-molecular sliming,microwave Satan,naked funk,warm creamcheese enemas,screaming holes and eternal wanderings thru the Forest of Hysteria.I envision billions upon billions of penguins worshipping a maggot infested deity as I shed my "terrestrial disguse" and slip into non-form existence. And what about my recurring dream where I am in the plaza of the Vatican eating raspberry jello with the King of Sweden and the Pope is peeing on me from the balcony above??

posted by Momo Gooch on Oct 17, 2001 11:39AM

I think you worry too much.

posted by Piper -- on Oct 17, 2001 03:15PM

Damn kid! Sometimes I worry about snagging my hog in my zipper...but geez jello!!?? Whew...

posted by StU aRt on Oct 18, 2001 08:40AM

Freud would have said: "Sometimes a pope is just a pope."

posted by Clint Phipps on Oct 18, 2001 12:26PM

"Fear me. For I'm huge and made of Metal."

posted by Cody Phipps on Oct 26, 2001 12:38AM

I actually AM kind of scared about biological warfare. Here is part of a poem for everyone (insert sigh here) about the maniacal perseverence of our nasty little friends, the germs. The Slides by Adrienne Rich I've had this attic in mind for years Now you who keep a lookout for places like this, make your living off things like this: You see, the books are rotting, sunbleached, unfashionable the furniture neglected past waste but the lantern-slides- their story could be sold, they could be a prize This is the razing of the spinal cord by the polio virus this, the lung-tissue kissed by the tubercle bacillus this with the hooked shape is the cell that leaks anemia to the next generation enlarged on a screen they won't be quaint; they go on working; they still kill.

posted by Piper -- on Oct 29, 2001 05:48PM

I don't wanna get anthrax.

posted by Piper -- on Oct 29, 2001 05:48PM

And if it all comes to the worst, I really don't want to have to watch our government choose who gets vaccinated. It would make those who hate hate even more, and it would make those who are content REALLY start to question. Everything.

posted by Piper -- on Oct 29, 2001 05:50PM

Does anyone know how many kinds of viruses and bacteria typically lurk on the handle of a door to a public restroom?

posted by Clint Phipps on Oct 30, 2001 04:19PM

They all wind up on YOUR FINGERS.

posted by Clint Phipps on Oct 30, 2001 04:22PM

That wasn't supposed to become a joke! But I like leaving the picture up on my computer lab screen because I think I'm offending people. And offending people is fun.

posted by Piper -- on Nov 01, 2001 12:24PM

FEAR is a decoration for the weak. We have nothing to fear but fear itself. Fear is the mind killer. Live fast die young, fear not the vicious cycle. Eat drink and be merry for tommorw we die just like everyone that came before. Live while the livin's good. Don't fear the reaper. You are not special, you are not a unique snowflake, we are all part of this great decaying compost heap called earth. Think for youself, question authority. The meek will inherit the earth and then the brave will obliterate it. My atoms are better than your atoms. Religion is a product of fear that is sustained with fear in order to create fear. Fear not the great unknown, it's one of the few places you may still be alone on this biological mutation we call home. The fearful never ascend. Fear yourself.

posted by Clint Phipps on Nov 05, 2001 02:36PM

I'm afraid of the first guy that posted a message cuz by the looks of it, he's got issues =0S

posted by Shilo Pawley on Nov 16, 2001 08:48PM

What the fuck is wrong with you people? and Mr. phipps, you have way too much time on hands, go get laid or something. why the hell is this on stupid shit m-board, you pepole worry and shit too much. laugh, be merry, and get some dicks

posted by Brandon Williams on Sep 23, 2002 07:03PM

To quote Brandon Williams, "What the fuck is wrong with you.....you have way too much time on (your) hands, go get laid or something." Let's deep-six this dude, and bring back some of the intelligent exchanges that used to be found on Phlux.net....

posted by sam aritan on Sep 23, 2002 09:06PM

Brandon Williams, sorry to say you are an idiot for posting all of these senseless, and insulting comments on ancient messages.

posted by James Greene on Sep 23, 2002 09:25PM

alrighty,...before you "deep-six" my ass, realize that my statements mean only to bring stupid shit to the Stupid Shit message board. i mean, who logs on to a m-board about stupid shit and posts about deep philosophical matter and harbors great fear for biological warfare? i'm like fuck! who gives a shit? m-boards like these are meant to escape the bull shit and give opportunities to laugh at each other. so i'm glad you saw my shit and wrote about it. just trying to get a rise out you people

posted by b dubs on Sep 24, 2002 05:51PM

Well, you failed.

posted by Piper -- on Sep 25, 2002 04:24PM

A message board such as this one carries with it no hard, fast rules on content. Maybe an exception is what you started to do, which is to insult other people and what they are talking about. A list of quotes involving fear in no way indicates too much time on your hands. Fearing biological warfare is completely reasonable. I'm not sure that was even the issue the original post-er wanted to bring up, but I took a train of thought and rode it, and decided to start talking. So keep talking! But keep in mind your own fears, your own ideas, and that there will probably come a time at which you want to be listened to or responded to, regardless of what it is you're saying.

posted by Piper -- on Sep 25, 2002 04:33PM

I guess those weren't all quotes.

posted by Piper -- on Sep 25, 2002 04:35PM

Now that I've re-read the first post it reminds me of some Beck song.

posted by Piper -- on Sep 25, 2002 04:37PM

this is like my fourth post here, and I've read some other stuff from the news list, and I think someone here is an exhibitionist who swears too much and puts down other people's musings because they involve thought, honest opinion, actual humor, and YOU DON'T HAVE TO SHOW YOUR FACE

posted by Piper -- on Sep 25, 2002 04:42PM

Piper,....you kick ass

posted by b dubs on Sep 25, 2002 09:41PM

However, if i insulted you guys....good. Piper, you sayed your self, "...insulting people is fun." so why the hell are you bitching at me? and if there are no hard rules on content, why is what i posted so wrong? this is fun ...keep yelling at me please, it amuses me

posted by b dubs on Sep 25, 2002 09:46PM

Yah, I know I said that. But I hardly ever mean what I say.

posted by Piper -- on Sep 26, 2002 03:37PM

thats tight, what beck song does this remind you of? thats a pretty crazy song!

posted by b dubs on Sep 26, 2002 09:02PM

My greatest fear is that someone who I know really well/care for deeply, will turn out to be some weirdo who wants to massacre everyone. If you think about it, there are people you could never guess would be killers or masterminds to scheming plots. Just how many people are there that have cruel intentions? It frightens me.

posted by Amanda Fickett on Oct 04, 2002 10:18PM

For real!... look at all the madness in Washington, D.C., i mean what the hell. i wonder if he is doing this for some chick that left his ass. that's what i call cruel intentions! But i don't feel that somebody close to you is just going to break and pull out the twin gloch forties, it just doesn't happen like that, well... most of the time! but it would suck!

posted by b dubs on Oct 07, 2002 08:37PM

Ah...I hope you're right. I don't want something like that to happen to me or anyone for that matter. Of course it has to have happened, though. I guess I'm just a little paranoid about it now, though, because I'm taking a course in Psychology and it makes you think a great deal about the people you know.

posted by Amanda Fickett on Oct 08, 2002 03:09PM

Hey I live in the DC area how do you think we feel right now? Th eschool that I work at has cancelled all activities outside and all away games and home games. I stand against the spirit of fear! Hey, I know where I am going if I die!

posted by Ever Curious on Oct 08, 2002 07:14PM