This is it. THE definitive list of crazy band names. They can be real ones, or they can be stupid ideas kicking around in your head. We can discuss the stupidity of each one untill the cows come home. I'll start it off - hear we go!!
Yes, the pink fee fees. You hear that name get thrown around a lot. But make no mistake: this is a band to be reckoned with. A band like no other. A band you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley on a dark day in a dark vehicle at dark o'clock. I'm scared, are you?
While putting on epoxy on fiberglass in my aerospace engineering class, a couple of us decided it would be nice to have something that would spray the epoxy instead of brushing it on. So there we have it "The Epoxy Sprayers"
Everytime we play we change our name on stage. here's afew of our favorites...filopian swim team, goodyear pimps, spankdaddies, shinola, meat whistle, disgruntled postmen, Dr. Ruth-less, scooby don'ts, 2 bald guys and a swede, the fat slappers, the dot commies, CCCP, crack babies,Suicide Kings, One-eyed jacks, Jax or Better, egg salad, No cover, Free Beer,
Sanctus Real, 40 Days Tempted, Audio Areniline, Badly Drawn Boys, The Dismemberment Plan, Greenwheel, Kid Koala, Plain Whit T's, Black Rebel Motorcylce Club, Yellow No. 5, The Soundtrack of Our Lives (all real bands...)
The Vines (my favourite)
Black Rebel Motorcycle ClubLadytron
The Dot Com Revolution
The Brian Jonestown Massacre
The Dismemberment Plan
(Keep in mind that all the bands I put, unless stated, are real bands)
Albino Muppet Conspiracy
All My Friends Are Oranges
And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead
Ozark Mountain Daredevils
Question Mark And The Mysterians
Voodoo Glow Skulls
well my band needed a quick name so since alot of bands are coming out with "the" at the begining of there names we decided to be called The Runs and also i know a band called Screaming monkey boners they are awesome
anyone wanna throw that spamposting piece of yesterdays knobcheese out of here for spamming (and not even nice juicy spam like 'Amatuer Asian Lesbian Horses Suckin ...' or similar. for shame.)? hmm, what about 'yesterday's knobcheese' for a band name, kinda sticky i reackon...
yo people wat up listen i have a wicked good punk band we're comin out wit a cd soon so check it out the bands called dead to socioty.i am in another band called nine to five though.O ya and im not it says i am im the lead guitarist for both bands.
my band has gone threw a few name changes... We were originally the 'Black Roses'. That didn't last because the person in our band that gave us the name decided to make a god damn band of their own... and because it was soo pointless... Then we played around and called ourselves 'The Fluffy Dawg Luvers'... That didn't last either. no one took us seriously... Then we called ourselves 'Zanthos' Army'... Uh, that didn't go well either... So now we are stickin to FDL. And it doesn't mean Fluffy Dawg luvers anymore...
the weirdest name i think i've heard and prolly the most criptic would prolly have to be our bands new name "fayceless" (pronounced face-less). our friends middle name is facye' (pronounced fas-eh) n he was bein a real prick so he "quit" (got kicked out of... *cough cough*) the band. he was a good as hell bassist, n so we jes used his middle name for the band name. as fayceless, but pronounced face-less (like i've already said). sounds stupid, i know, but hey it works.
hmm... well that's what deicide talks about in their lyrics. "kill the christian." and "open the door jahovai you whore" and shit like that. plus they also talk about getten into heaven and killing christ, oen song for each heaven (cause christians believe there's 3 levels of heaven, 12 levels of hell... [or was it 9...] somethen like that, and a place called somethen like parthomethies or somethen, i'm not much informed on the christian beliefe system). i didn't really know the defenitive meaning of deicide exactly, all i knew is it meant killing of a christian (broadley). anywayz- yeah that's what they basicly talk about is killing christ n shiznit.
and correct me if i'm wrong about the whole christian belief system (you know, 12 lvls of hell, 3 lvls of heaven or some shiznit like that). i don't really know much about any religion, so correct me if i'm wrong
Hallowed Memorandum-- kind of like contemporary apostles for the generation x.... or y, whatever we are on now.
hmm... 1st of all i want to thank this message board for giving me an idea for my very own band... i now call it "Monkey-Eating Saging" (Saging is a Filipino word which means Banana... i used it coz it rhymes with eating. It's originally an eagle specie found specifically in the Philippines called Monkey-Eating Eagle. Cool eh?!) anyhow, here's a few bands that i thought of before M-ES:
- Fruit Flakes
- Hi! Hello! and Who are you? Band
- Shiny Floor (doesn't signify anything...)
- Skinhead Combs
- Grandma's T-Back
- Brainless Buffoons
- Fried Soda
- Momma Tuned Dad
Nuclear Rabbit (www.nuclearrabbit.com)
Sleepytime Gorilla Museum (www.sleepytimegorillamuseum.com)
The Cartridge Family (nintendo cover band)
Rappin Ronnie Reagan (my band in high school)
Tribal Disco Noise
Gruvis Malt (www.gruvismalt.com)
Boners in Church
Porno Pete and the Jizzmoppers
Ok heres a real band from here in NJ, Eternity Void.. I saw some gay ass names on this site like Eternity's end and stuff, well thats the Official name.. tehe...
how bout Slipknot? thats a good name....
-Meatrodonuim (don't ask)
-Put around backstabbers
-S.A.Y. (something annoying you)
-Playing with ease (is that how you spell it?)
My friend and I just started a band we're calling Furor (latin for 'rage').
Another name that was contemplated was 'Suicide Kings'
But in terms of Crazy Band Names:
The Ernie McCracken Band (Bill Murray's character in Kingpin)
Shooter McGavin and the Grandmas
The Noisy Mimes
The Open Wounds
Charlie's Not A Man
How about Phantom Buffalo, from Portland. These guys used to be called The Ponys until another band of the same name, which existed prior to them, forced them to change it. Clint, Cody, and Greg may have heard of them, since they are from Portland. Their music is far from typical (which is not a bad thing) and maybe a little strange, but they are a group of very talented musicians. I went to high school with 3 of them: Joe Domrad (Drums), Philip Willey (Guitar), and Tim Burns (Guitar).
I doubt this is a crazy band name but it is the name of my band and i like it, im a pretty good artist and i drew up a deadly logo, the bands name was supposed to be tainted desires but i couldnt make a cool font for desires so i stuck with tainted, if i can ever find out how to post images i think the picture is pretty crazy....not so much the band name, anyway whatever crazy band name is malicious monkey mania from mars
True Gritt is the most badass band I know. And, you know, I actually know them
Then there's Josh the Devil and the Sinners.
And a few band names I've had:
Remember the Unipine
Coma by Papercut
And a thousand other names I can't think of right now. At the moment we're still the Dufranes, and our drummer totally doesn't know what she's doing. We love her anyway.
George Spelvin, thank you refreshing my memory of Basket Eddie and the 6 Screaming Niggers. Quite a show. At the end of the show, Eddie would throw himself out of his basket mounted on a 5 foot high tri-pod and roll around on the floor ala James Brown or Jackie Wilson....just without legs and arms
ok judt becuz im gonna b in a band one day im gonna give u guys my least fav.band names that i made up..ok whirl pool,killing heart,deploud solider,mashed,sorry but those r my least fav.if any1 uses these id like to no wat u used to get my props cuz u got the names from me!!
Hi Im in a band called "my underpants" Where a kicking band... there's 5 of us We also have band names "Kicking lunchbox"-"Painter"-"Captain Acorn"-"Boobiemaster" and "Captain milkjugs" Im captain milkjugs.
I am in a band with my sister and my neighbor. My neigbor plays bass, my sister plays guitar and sings a little, and I drum and am the lead singer. well, we have been through many band names. 'Lightning from the Mixer' sucked, 'Error 404' was hard to say, and Running with Scissors is already a band. we are thinking about eleectric flame, the students, bad influence, bridge jumpers, and some other stuff. yeah.
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>Cheney Hunting Turkey
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HERE'S SUM 4rm urs truly::
1. ZERO TRADGETY (its real)
2. SALEGNA SOL (its real & its los angeles backwards lol)
4. HOT DAWGS
5. BELOW ZERO
6. THRILL ZONE
7. HOUSE OF MIRRORS
8. RADIO KILL